Verse

Esus2 F# B/D# G#m7 I was supposed to be sent away But they forgot to come and get meEsus2 F# B G#m7 I was a functioning alcoholic 'Til nobody noticed my new aestheticEsus2 F# B/D# G#m7 All of this to say I hope you're okay But you're the reasonEsus2 F# B G#m7 And no one here's to blame But what about your quiet treason?

* Hook

Esus2 F#And for a fortnight there, we were forever B/D# G#m7Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather Esus2 F#Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors B G#m7Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her

Verse

Esus2 F# B/D# G#m11 All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless FebruaryEsus2 F# B/D# G#m11 I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary

** Bridge

Esus2 F# B/D# G#m7And I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life Esus2 F# B G#m7I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you, but I touched you

* Hook

Esus2 F#And for a fortnight there, we were forever B/D# G#m7Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather Esus2 F#Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors B G#m7Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her

* Hook

Esus2 F#And for a fortnight there, we were forever B/D# G#m7Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather Esus2 F#Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors B G#m7Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her

** Bridge

Esus2 F# B/D# G#m7And I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life Esus2 F# B G#m7I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you, but I touched you

** Bridge

Esus2 F# B/D# G#m7And I love you, it's ruining my life I love you, it's ruining my life Esus2 F# B G#m7I touched you for only a fortnight I touched you, but I touched you

Outro

Esus2 F#sus4 B/D# G#m7Thought of callin' ya, but you won't pick up 'Nother fortnight lost in America Esus2 F#sus4 B G#m7Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me Esus2 F#sus4 B/D# G#m7Thought of callin' ya, but you won't pick up 'Nother fortnight lost in America Esus2 F#sus4 B G#m7Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you