Instruments

| A |

Verse

| A | F#m7 | F#m7 E |Her green plastic watering can For her fake Chinese rubber plant| Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | In the fake plastic earth| A | A | F#m7 | F#m7 E | That she bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plans| Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 A/C# | To get rid of itself

Refrain

| Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A |It wears her out, it wears her out | Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A |It wears her out, it wears her out

Verse 2

| A | A | F#m7 | F#m7 E | She lives with a broken man A cracked polystyrene man| Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | Who just crumbles and burns| A | A | F#m7 | F#m7 E | He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties| Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | But gravity always wins

Refrain [Cool Down]

| Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A |It wears him out, it wears him out | Bm7 | Bm7 | Asus4 | A |It wears him out, it wears

Hook [Band]

| A | A | F#m7 | F#m7 E | She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real| Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 |thing My fake plastic love| A | A | F#m7 | F#m7 E | But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling | Dsus2 | A | Dsus2 | Dsus2 | If I just turn and run

Refrain [Cool Down]

| Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A |And it wears me out, it wears me out | Bm7 | Bm7 | A | Amaj7 |It wears me out, it wears me out | Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A E |If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted all the time| Bm7 | Bm7 | A Asus4 | A E | All the time

Instruments [Band]

| Bm7 | Bm7 | A | A E || Bm7 | Bm7 | A |